david cook! congrats to whoever the hell he is.... look at that weird dude on the right end, he looks hella uspet and hurt.g et overself dude, u prob got knocked out the first week!
is that cook or archuleta? doesnt matter, let me jus say i wude NEVER let ryan secrest stand behind or beside me if i was bending over haha
omg, the homo-wattage in the building was at a nearly dangerous level! i hope he performed "an easy affair" i luv that song!
there's a male phallic device sewn into that pillow and he's wearing crotchless pants. n0w u do the math
jordin sparks was there waring gold foil and syran (sp?) wrap
david archuleta is a bit passive for my taste. buh when dave a, hits 18, i think he and chris daughtry shude make an adult flick together.
he's SOO adorable!! buh those grandpa sneakers are killin moi!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
and the winner is
2,000 some odd posts
okay so recently i've completed my 2,000th post for noticias-chismes! yippee! and i just wanna take some time out to say thank u to all of my readers and typhos.
i started blogging because, i loved what i saw and wanted more! at first, i knew hardly anything about blogging, i thought it was too hard for me to even try. i couldn't think of a name for my blog in english, so i thought about it in spanish,a nd came up with noticias-chismes, which simply means "news-gossip" nothing more nothing less. it's pronounced "no-tee-see-us cheese-mays". my site include stories in spanish and english so i thought it wude only be right.
then i started blogging and found out how easy it actually is! when i first started to blog, i wanted to include videos, random facts, etc with every stories, buh it got kinda tedious and lame so i cut that out. now i basically have a scaled down version to posting. i check my email for stories,anonymous tips, find fotos, stories, and just sit for about 30 seconds. i read the story once over and just sit and think. what can I pull from this story, what is the damn point of this story, etc. THEN i tie everything together. alot of the most popular bloggers live in/hail from the southern part of the u.s. i think that's because the south has a culture all it's own. the clothes, the slang, the music are like nothing u've ever seen before if ur not from here! we also mix in crazy sayings b/c most of us grew up in southern baptist homes. so u might see something like "jesus be a hot comb and a clue" or "lawd hold my mule while i pray for this chil" and msot likely it's coming from a blogger from the south. personally i live in the SE part of the country so i kinda mix everything together and create my style.
i've been asked to write for other blogs, and i have actually written for other blogs. currently i write for three blogs, a personal one, a news-gossip one, and a group one w/ my girls the typhos! the other blogs i wrote for didnt really work out b/c i need creative control over whatever i write. i dont wanna be told to jus write about white celebrities, or hispanic celebrities, or black celebrities, i wanna write about everything and everyone. that is also one of the reasons why i have not added another writer to this site, b/c once u start mixing with the recipe, ur bound to get "montezuma's revenge" haha.
additionally noone can express exactly how I FEEL, and what i think about each and every story. the internet really affords u this great platform in which u can share ur thoughts and opinions about things.
on the internet u can be as anonymous or as upfront and out there as u'd like to be. that being said, i personally feel i owe myself and my readership a duty to be honest and truthful in my writings. i wude never lie/omit on purpose any details from a news story, b/c that hurts my credibility with my readers and i can't afford that. so if i dont like a celebrity, i'll tell u why. if i was wrong about a celebrity, then i'll admit it. very rarely are there celebrities who i dislike and the entire world seems to luv (*cough* jenn-aniston *cough*)
alot of hott blogs, have come in and swept up a huge readership for a few months, then had to go MIA, or shutdown. with noticias-chismes, there are no smoke and mirrors, these are real news stories and real entertainment info. i think the reason why my site has had the success that it has is b/c of that simple fact: it's just news and some commentary! im not tryna sell tshirts, or begging every five minutes for money from my readers. hav i asked int he pastf or donations? yeah, buh honestly i work really hard and deserve a few quid every now and then. shih chugah aint free okkaayy? plus im tryna buy a domain name and set that up so u know.
the few sterling that it's possible to make with ur own site, is farbelow minimum wage if u factor the hours u sit searching, typing, and uploading stories.
a huge reason why i started blogging is b/c of fresh over at crunktastical. hers was the third ever blog that i read and that was like 3 yrs ago and i still visit her site everyday. b/c the news is up to date, the commentary is good and the site loads pretty fast. thats all i ask, no more no less. if u hav a good site, people are gonna visit it.
blogging can sometimes me like going to willy wonka's chocolate factory for a toure and other times like going to a hot dog factory for a toure. ie: u get music months before the public does, u get to see hot trends in fashion/movies/entertainment, labels send u shih, etc, but it can also be difficult and show u thinks that u really wish u didnt know. like when i was younger myself and my frins watched trl every afternoon, we didnt notice that the celebs only came on there when they wanted to sell cds/movies/etc we just thought they were having fun, with the invention of the internet and blogging we know who has a drug addiction, who is living with life threatening illnesses, who is cheating on their spouse, who is on the "dl",etc. which is some heavy shih sometimes.
i've also met alot of great people who i wudent hav met otherwise. irish-americans w/ ms, coppers who speak 3/4 languages, dingos who eat babies, ozzie girls from downunder, bitches who got it and flaunt it, snarky hott chicks, prudes who are california-dreamin, etc. which is good b/c if one of us is having some situation we are all there to support each other and give advice, and we have a huge knowledge base between all of us. so u can get info about basically anything. yep thats the typhos and typhos adjacents for ya. haha! we've created our on fukin language for pete's sake! haha. which is good and bad b/c i hav to spend alot of time blog hopping erday jus to hit erbody haha!
so anyway, thanks for 2,000 some odd wonderful posts, out of town for a few days, but will be back next week with more stories, more, music, more gossip and random snarky shih. i havnt been out of town in forever due to school, work, etc so ima hav fun. also if any of u hos hav a plane ticket and some nites at a local hotel, send them af's way. i do luv to travel the country!
are there woyds?
i dont think there are woyds for how frivoulis and stupid the following story is. seriously i feel like hopping a plane, plugging in my ipod, odering the kosher meal, getting off the plane and punching some "sum-b" in their face over this foolywang! read fi urself:
According to OK! Magazine, the girls regularly ordered fat-free beverages but, "the barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat."
However a representative for the actresses has blasted the claims, insisting the story is "ridiculous".
okay so let's start form the top: why wude someone come forward and say "yeah i alter these bitches drinks b/c of my own personal preference"? why wude they do that? second, the barista has NO RIGHT to do that. when i go somewhere and order something i want what i order and nothing else. what if i go to a sandwich shop and order a nutella and seedless raspberry jam on gluten free wheat bread?! u think i might hav an allergy that prevents me from eating peanuts and gluten and thats why i asked for what i did?! and what if these bitches get upset stomachs from drinking whole milk? shih fuk that, thats why i buy my coffee syrups, soymilk, whipped cream and make my own beverages at home (unless its summer or im up studying for a final hehe!) third, these bitches are too skinny, buh dude, ur a lowly cum-guzzlin barista at starbucks, if u were a dietician wudent u be treating people's eating habits instead of treating them to non-fat ventis?
starpulse
bey:im too big for church
Beyonce Knowles has been forced to stop attending church services in her Texas hometown, because she feels guilty about causing a frenzy whenever she turns up.
She says, "I can't really go to church any more, which is a shame. People have come up to me in church during the sermon and, of course, people watch everything I do. They come up and take my picture on their mobile phones. They're very nice, but I think God understands if I miss Sunday service."
honey, dont flatter urself. church is NOT all about u, it's about recieving god's word and blessing. why not section off a part of the church just for urself, ur bodyguards and fam? she's gone a bit too hollywood for my taste. shih i remember when these girls were singing at popeye's for fried okra and the leftover gizzards so dont even try and act brand new ms. creole. hopefully god will have more time for u, than u hav for him when it comes to the after life. and hopefully he'll help u fix those tragic crispy roots.
starpulse
michelle williams-we break the dawn
michelle williams (from destiny's child) has a new album coming august 12th me thinks. and her first single is "we break the dawn". its a cool song, and the video was worth the $5000 they spent on tea candles, antique cameras, and body glitter, buh come on! the dancing was too simple and repetitivew, all the dancers were TRE GHEY! like i swear i saw a copy of playgirl slip out of a blatino dudes pocket somewhere in there. i didnt like that b/c they are sposed to be like feeling her and junk, and they are all soo obviously ghey! that being said, if she promos her ass off, and doesnt take that kelly rowland im a loser method of marketing, she shude do well. maybe take bey out on some concert dates with her? start out in ghey clubs and shih. alot of the outfits and dancing reminded me of "rock with u" by janet jackson. and that dress they put her in? whyw ude she be wearing a brown/olive coloured dress?! she's gonna blend in to the background! if u ask me she needs to stand up and be counted! no more of these second class citizenship which was cool in dc3, buh now ur out on ur own. u might also chek out "stop this car" b/c it's a nice song that will also be on her august 12th album. there is another beat that i've herd with this song that i liked better
enjoy:
michelle williams-we break the dawn
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
trl
harrison ford. omg he's such a dapper pepper! (idk what that means buh it rhymes) he looks really good and handsome for his age. he's like a fine bottle of boones farm haha!
mr. shia "i like women and junk" labeouf was there. he's grown into an attractive yung man. shih if u wude hav told me hed look this hott bak in those even steven days i wude hav calld u a tragic liar....
liv tyler, wtf is up with her face? didnt dark racoon eyes go out w/ baby doll dresses and seattle rock?
sarah bareilles was there. guess she has a follow up single to "love song" or something. ive herd tracks from her cd, and it's nice. she might be going places. buh why is she carrying that big gym bag and her cute lil bottoy bak there jus strollin along w/o a care in the world?
jesse mccartney (no relation) was there. shih he's soo wack and so are his clown sneakers. he looks like a drunk schoolboy
fergie hits up the today show
fergie sans the other BEPs sauntered herself onto the today show to perform... today...
why was she even there? she doesnt hav a damn single out does she? her last single was clumsy and that was like last yr wasnt it? haha
fergie: i want some meth, and thank god i wore these shiny nasty pants, no pee stains!
